FUCK YOU

There are several reasons why it is the case that you should be fucked. Debate continues as to which of these reasons is the most significant; however, scientists are in general agreement that all you motherfuckers are gonna pay.

You've Been Biting My Style
You know how you made holes in your pants pocket to play with your balls? Well, fuck you. I did that first, motherfucker. I'm the one who made that cool. And now, when I go to the clubs, all the the bitches are all like, "Wow, you look just like that one guy!" Well, you know what? I am that one guy, motherfucker. You're the one biting my style, so fuck you.

Your Rejoinders are Incorrect
Don't deny it fucknut. I was there when Joe said "What's up?", and you replied, "Swimmingly!" Do you have any idea how fucking lame that made you sound? Rest assured that next time I hear you make a similar error, I will belittle you until you can't stand up straight for a week. That's right: fuck you.

I Don't Like You
What did you expect?